strange new world

strange new world

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Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am

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I’m at that awkward age where half my friends are engaged or having babies, and the other half are too drunk to find their phones.

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patrickcherub:

All I want is for a boy to look at me and think “wow she is so cute she gives me a boner but I also want to make her soup”

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hooddoggy:

i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast

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carryonmy-assbutt:

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thesunmaid:

parents making sex jokes

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grandparents making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds

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NINE

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NEIN

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Welcome to tumblr where we go from parents making sex jokes to sassy Hitler in 0.6 seconds

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realhumanbaby:

someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about your body under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed

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